Fucktard Friday

Some gems from today:

Cust tries on pants, clearly not caring about the amount of pubic hair on show that is on her inner thigh and then asks KB's opinion on the fit of said pants

Cust: is that what fold briefs do? Fold over?
Moi: (pause) yes...

Cust: I tried this dress on and I think it's sized wrong as I can't get it over my bust. I usually take a 14 skirt so I really do think it's been sized incorrectly. it really pulls apart
Moi: did it fit across the shoulders?
Cust: no it was like a bandage
Moi: have you had our clothes before?
Cust: yes I sometimes take a 16 or usually an 18 in tops. Maybe I should try an 18?
(I would like to point out that the bra she had on made her look flat chested in the middle and gave her wings under the arms, plus it was a plunging v-neck dress. She then also belittled me when I brought her the 18 by saying that I should have brought her the 16 as well)

Cust: I bought a black plunge bra that's a bit sexy, so it matched my trousers... I'm going to bring in my camisole to see if it matches that purple as I like my bras to match either the top or bottom of what I'm wearing as do many people...

Cust: does that bra come in petroleum?
JT: what colours that?
Cust: you know that colour that's purpuly, bluey, greeny blacky...

Customer listed every item she was handing back, including hangers...

Cust: can you tie the scarf, it always looks so professional when it's done here...
Moi: ok (so I hang it like a scarf where you put the ends through the loop you get when it's folded over and then wrapped around your neck)
Cust: oh no I meant like this... How do you do this? (she had a floaty scarf with a knot in it)
Moi: oh, it's just a knot like on shoelaces, I don't know how tight you want it as I might do it and then you can't get it over your head...
Cust: (puts other scarf on) this one is perfect...
Moi: (out of desperation I knot it and hold it up) it's just done like this...
Cust: oh that doesn't look the same...
Moi: (wtf silence... Still holding scarf up)
Cust: let me just look in the mirror...