Are you sure?

Cust: can you check my waist size? I can't remember if I'm a 28 or a 30
EM: (looks at tag) this one is actually a 32f
Cust: well I think I need a 34 because this is tight...
EM: ok, we have a new colour in in that one...(goes through all the variations of the deco that we have as she's wearing the mint green one)
Cust: no, I don't like any of them...
EM: well you can get a red one from figleaves...
Cust: what's the figleaves one? Can you show me?
EM: it's a website... Figleaves.com...
Cust: oh yeah... I know... I really need one today...
EM: I could book you in for a fitting if you wanted...
Cust: no, I only got fitted a couple of weeks ago...
EM: ok (looked later and she was fitted six months ago...)
Cust: my dog ate my other one... (looks at the Cleo poppy one) here's a 34f, that will have to do
EM: do you want to try it on? It's very different to the one you have on...
Cust: no, (looks at lable) I've got one of these before...
EM: yeah, they did do it with a coral lace and a small floral print...
Cust: it's got stars on it..
EM: that's a plunge, it's completely different to that...
Cust: I've definitely got one of these at home...
EM: ok...