Wellies started it all

KM: it's a good job we are wearing wellies...
JT: why?
KM: cos were gonna be knee deep in clunge...
(KM and RG do a high five as JT slumps on the table)
RG: oh my god! We could be the clunge five!
EA: shotgun colonel clunge! And our high five would be this... (high fives JT and then sniffs her fingers) What could RG be... Well as your going as a cave girl you could be cave clunge!
RG: nice!
KM: it's like the spice girls...
JT: ginger clunge... Baby clunge?! No! Let's get that off the table!
EA: what would EM be?
JT: we have to get the hulk in there... The clungeinator!
RG: what would JT be?
EM: chav clunge?
JT: what! No!
EM: what about dirty wine clunge?
JT: yes! I'll take it!
EA: what about KM?
RG: lady clunge...
JT: I could be lady clunge!
RG: KM is more of a lady than you...
JT: oi!
RG: well, it's true...
JT: well... Yes...

(later)

JT: I will break down your clunge door...
RG: just the one?
JT: yeah...
RG: does it not have double doors?
JT: no
EM: and as I'm the clunginator shouldn't that be my job?
JT: oh!!! We could all have super powers!
EA: I will control your clunges!
EM: lady clunge can clunge dive
KM: oohhhhh...!
JT: RG can be where all the clunges go... Seeing as she's a cave and all that...
RG: I can be covert clunging...
(RG imitates wrapping a clunge cloak around herself)
JT: did you have to do that!
EA: clunge stealth...
JT: what can mine be?
EA: what, mistress clunge?!
EM: dirty wine clunge?
JT: well whatever it is it's going to be filthy...

(later)
JT: we need a name for the hareem leader!
EM: it's like Charlie's angels...
EA: clungina...
JT: that could be the name of our mascot!
EA: you should have a daughter and call her clungina...
JT: (pause) I should have a daughter and call her clungina...?
EA: yes!

(later)
EA: ...golden foreskin...
EM: golden foreskin? (EM points at the hareem leader)
EA: yes!
JT: what?
EM: golden foreskin...
JT: oh my god... (JT then points at the hareem leader)

RG tries to bumwolf EA on the stairs, EA turns round so it was a 'clunge to clunge' thing...)
EM: well that was more clunge than bumwolf... Maybe that could be our thing...
(man comes out of the toilet)
EM: clungewolf!