Up your own arse, much?

KM: (on radio) when's the next fitting?
EM: err, just give me a couple of minutes (EM finishes talking to the lady she's helping. A cust is coming down the stairs as EM rings KM on the radio)
Cust: I think that's for me
EM: ok, the next one is in 40 minutes...
Cust: can we make it 45?
EM: sure...

(later)

KM: you know that lady you booked in
EM: yeah
KM: when you said 'give me a couple of minutes' the cust said 'shall I just go down and ask cos I can see her standing there and she's not doing anything?' and I was like 'I think she's just trying to work out how long it would be for you'
EM: what the fuck!? I was talking to another customer!

(later still)

Cust: can I just show my boyfriend?
EA: yeah, but he can't come into the carpet
Cust: can't he just stand there? (points to an area where you can see all the way down the fitting rooms)
EM: he can't, sorry, but we have other ladies in there who might not appreciate it

(later STILL)

EA: when I got back into the fitting room I apologised again and she said 'it's alright, men just don't understand'
EM: she's the one who asked! What a fucktard!