Sports bras suck

JJ: did you need any help?
Cust: well, I just want a comfortable bra
JJ: what size are you looking for?
Cust: I want a 34dd, I find the clips dig in so I have it on the second hook usually
JJ: in that case did you want to try a 32 so that you can do it up on the loosest?
Cust: someone tried to put me in a 32 and it nearly killed me
JJ: well you do have to be comfortable...
Cust: yes, I need comfort as I do aerobics
JJ: in that case you would be better off in a sports bra
Cust: no I won't. I've taught aerobics for thirty years and I see all these ladies in sports bras and they still bounce around
JJ: to be fair they probably haven't been properly fitted
Cust: yes I know that...
(cust tries on a selection of bras but won't let JJ check any of them. Cust dismisses them saying 'err, don't like it' or 'horrible shape')
JJ: (through door) do you want me to get you some fuller cups?
Cust: no!
JJ: well do you want me to check the one your trying to see if the size is right?
Cust: too late! It's off!