The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 7 November 2011

Mrs Hardcastle strikes back

MrsHC: this is such a clever colour... No matter what your skin tone or hair colour it will suit you... Such a clever colour
EM: yes
(MrsHC then goes to the stairs and squats, her knees crack and then she comes back)
MrsHC: oh... I was listening to the lady downstairs and she said that she wasn't going to get fitted until she lost weight. Oh! She has no idea! You have to change your diet, you can't just exercise, you have to do both. If you just exercise you just get strong... Not loose weight...
(EM smiles)
MrsHC: I'm off to the gym for the n'th time this week, to huff, puff and hump...
(EM smiles more)
MrsHC: to hump weights... Not to hump...



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