Having a baby

Cust: when is the next fitting?
EM: it's going to be in about an hour...
Cust: oh, your joking?! You don't have someone who can see me now?
EM: nope, we have three ladies waiting already for each fitter...
Cust: I've come all the way from Stourbridge, I need a nursing bra... I think I'm in labour now. My midwife told me to get one and go home...
EM: ok, I can help you while you try on... Have you been fitted by us before?
Cust: yes, I was told to come in two weeks before I was due and I'm due now
EM: ok... Well pop through and I'll have a look

(later, after finding a bra)

Cust: so when the baby drops, I can do this on the tightest hook?
EM: nooo, this should be as firm as it will be after the birth as your ribs ideally would have dropped already as the baby engages... Which is why we say two weeks before... If you haven't dropped then you might need to do this up on the tightest...
Cust: oh... Ok...

(are you sure your in labour??? Or are you just saying that to jump the queue???)