The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 26 March 2012

The three R's

(VG calls down the stairs to EM to ask when the next fitting is)
Cust: so what happens now? Do I just stand here?!
VG: EM is going to work it out and then get back to us...
Cust: thanks for letting me know...

(cust is booked in for 12pm. At 12 she takes a seat down stairs. EM walks past a few minutes later with her hands full of bras...)

Cust: what's happening about my fitting? I have one at 12...
EM: (checks the clock) I'm so sorry fitter is just over running, I'll go and let her know...
Cust: aren't you the fitter?
EM: no, we have a separate lady doing the fittings...
Cust: oh, I thought you were the fitter...

(later, while JJ is fitting her)

JJ: urgh! She bloody stinks!
EM: great, so she's rude, retarded and reeks!



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