No hope

EM: is anyone waiting for a fitting?
Cust 1: I am!
Cust 2: I want some other sizes...
EM: (to cust 2) I'll be with you in a minute... (to cust 1) what was your first name?

(later)

EM: what size did you need?
Cust 2: 36 and 38 double e
EM: right... I'll go and have a look

(EM gets double d as that's the only one that sounds remotely similar to the one she said)

Cust 2: (after trying them on) I asked for double e...
EM: they don't do a double e, it's double d, e, or f...
Cust 2: I'll have an e then... These are not big enough...
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look...

(in the stock room)

HS: her boobs were bigger than mine! And she's probably a 30!

(the cust took a 38e. She was probably a 30h)