The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 13 April 2012

Arse about face

EM: hi, how can I help?
Cust: I've got a return of a faulty bra. I did speak to someone about it. The wire has come out. (starts talking to her friend) I don't follow the washing instructions but I've worn it twice and not even washed it...
EM: ok
(EM finds the customers order and processes it all the way to the refund stage)
EM: right then...
Cust: I'd like to get another bra, to be fitted for one if that's ok? Can I just leave that with you...
EM: sure, I can cancel the whole receipt...

(cust comes upstairs after her fitting)

Cust: I've got this one and the tag for the other one as I'm wearing it
Custs friend: are you?!
Cust: yeah! Why wear an old ill fitting one when you have one that fits? Someone here once asked me if I wanted to keep it on and I was like 'yeah! That's a really good idea!'
Custs friend: your so funny! What are you like!?




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