The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 16 April 2012

Ass Hats

HS: Of all the ladies that have booked in for fittings, I don't want to fit any of them...
EM: Why?
HS: they are all ass-hats or just really dense...
EM: ass-hats... Love it!

(Later)

HS: Did you hear it?!
EM: No...
HS: She had a bra on which was a bit tight, fair enough. And it was a bit gappy in the front but I asked her if she liked the style and she just kept waving her arms backwards and forwards and said 'its a bit tight... and its really gappy in the front' and i was like, 'yeah'...
EM: But do you like the style?
HS: Exactly... the Panache doesn't go up to a 40 does it?
EM: No...
HS: Ohhhh, she wants plain...
(EM picks up the tea-towel style soft cup)
HS: HA! Look at you and your limiting beliefs...
EM: What about the Esme? (smooth seamless bra)
HS: Urrrr...
EM: Look at your limiting beliefs....
HS: Ass-hat...

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