The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 16 April 2012

Mental crazy

(After a cust left the store, EM comes back in laughing)

KJ: Whats wrong?
EM: Nothing.. I was just thinking about that crazy lady who smelt of dog...
KJ: What one?
EM: The one in the red coat
KJ: Yes, she was mental! She asked me about the t-shirt bras, saying that she had one of them already but wanted to try on all the others that we had. I started looking them up for her and she asked me 'is that necessary?' And i was like 'yes, so they know what bras you want, i need to write them down so they know what they are looking for.' what i wanted to say was 'no, I just like doing this, but if your happy for them to bring you out a neon green bra that is not remotely t-shirt bra style and in a completely random size I'll stop looking for you.'
HS: Ass-hat...
KJ: And then a lady wanted to buy a £25 gift voucher so I put that through and then carried on checking. 'Sorry for the delay, now lets get back to the protocol and check those bras for you'

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