The whole stockroom

EA: (on phone) there is a lady on her way down and she wants to try on all the bikinis in her size...
EM: hello, are you after bikinis?
Cust: yes, it's just the tops as I'm having a lot of trouble finding them
EM: ok, what size are you looking for?
Cust: a 34ff, but I've lost a stone so I don't know if that would make me a 34f?
EM: I have no idea... Would you like a fitting for them?
Cust: no, I had a fitting four weeks ago and I hadn't changed much then... If I need a different size you can get them for me, as your quiet in here...
EM: ok, I'll just go and get them then...
(EM brings out about 15 different ones that she can find in the stockroom. The cust will probably need different sizes in every single one but takes them anyway so the cust will get completely confused)

(later)

Cust: there's some new styles I'd like to try, this green one and there's a purple one as well... (hands back almost all the others) none of these fitted
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look for them...

(EM gets them for cust, later still)

Cust: I think I've been a bit of a plonker, I've looked in my bra and it's a 32, so that's what I need in these (4 styles she likes)
EM: alright, I'll go and get them...

(EM gets them for her. She eventually comes out after making her decision)

Cust: can I have the bottoms for these... The plain ones...
EM: sure... What size?
Cust: a medium
EM: alrighty... (EM goes to the stockroom, the cust calls through the door)
Cust: and the red dress...
EM: (opens the door) and what size?
Cust: 10
EM: and what (top half) size? (gives her the options)
Cust: the smaller one...
EM: ok

(cust has been here for 45 minutes!)