Arse

(conversation after confronting HP with a pair of skirted bikini bottoms)





HP: what are they?
EM: bikini bottoms...
HP: they looked alright on the model on the Internet
EM: (shows HP the back, as seen in the photo above) how could these be flattering if you had a big arse? It would just be all... arse...
HP: like you were stuck in a rubber ring...