The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 6 August 2011

Big

EM: I've got a fitting for you (EM sniggers)
JT: what? What are you laughing at?
EM: nothing...
HS: did you take two 34gg's in white from the booth?
JT: no... Why are you laughing? Is she huge?
EM: I'm laughing because I think I took the bras and I don't know what I've done with them... Her name is Sandra and she's with her daughter...
JT: is her daughter huge?
EM: no...
JT: ok... (off she goes)
EM: she's massive
HS: oh, is that why you were laughing
(later)
JT: thank you! She told me she has limited mobility and she bent over and her daughter took Sandra's t-shirt off and she was a circle! The back of her bra was up by her neck! She said it was a little big! It took me and her daughter to do up a 40! And she was sweating, it was running off her!
EM: (laughs uncontrollably) soz!





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