The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 15 August 2011

TOWIE

Cust: can you get me this, apparently it's in stock...
EM: sure do you want to try that one on while I'm looking for this?
Cust: sure
(in stockroom)
JT: HA! I'm not helping her! I always help her, she's the one with the stupid glitter tattoo...
EM: is she!
JT: yeah, she likes to be really booby
EM: really? Why does she want this? (hold up Eloise bra)
JT: she'll love it, it's see through
EM: really?!
JT: yep, trust me (raises eyebrows) I know...
(EM takes bras out, cust tries them on)
Cust: what about this bulging? Is it supposed to be that bad? (looking at her back fat in the mirror)
EM: it's no worse than normal... (lies lies lies)
Cust: really!?
EM: it's because the back band is quite thin...
Cust: I suppose so... I am bulging though, is it bad?
EM: it depends what you class as bad...



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