The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 8 August 2011

Think before you speak...

KM: these thongs... Do you want them out?
EM: yes please...
KM: there's not really room...
EM: can you squeeze some out?
KM: I can get a few...
EM: that's fine...
HS: squeeze some out on the shop floor....

EM: (by the water cooler getting a drink) ohhh... I've got a pull in my tights...
HS: (by the booth) you have a WHAT?!
EM: (really confused) a pull?
(HS laughs hysterically. VG appears)
VG: what's going on?
HS: I just thought EM said she had a poo in her tights!
EM: A PULL!

EM: what are you doing with that bag?
HS: suffocating myself...
EM: why?
HS: ohhhh... I want to die!
(EM blows up a bag and pretends to pop it next to HS's ear)
HS: that's a form of torture... And I'm being tortured by the house of sugagirls and babes aloud... Awwww! See!? Sugababes and girls aloud...



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