Stab stab

Cust: can I try these in a large?
VG: ok, I'll have a look
(in stockroom)
VG: are these in the sale? (holds up a pair of old bikini bottoms)
EM: no
VG: are there any upstairs?
EM: no, we only had four pairs, one small, one medium, one large, one extra large...
VG: she's after the large...
EM: that's what she asked me to save! there's the extra large...
VG: this is a medium...
EM: so she must have them!
VG: urgh...
(EM and VG go back out to the fitting rooms, EM is next door to the douche that VG has and only hears the first part of the conversation)
VG: I only have the medium and extra large in the stockroom so I brought them so you can give them a try...
Cust: I asked the girl to save the medium and the large...
(later, EM and VG both stop talking to their custs at the same time and head to the stock room)
EM: she only asked me to save the one pair she handed to me...
VG: did you hear the rest of the conversation?
EM: no...
VG: I asked her what size she had and pointed to the ones on the floor and she told me they were a medium, I said 'oh that's funny as the tag has an L on it' and she said 'no there a medium' and I said 'do you want me to check as the L stands for large' and then she said 'errr, oh, hang on'. She's a complete twat, but you have to admit she's funny!
EM: not after an hour she's not...!