Monday Monday...

Some strange conversations...

JH 'ohhhh you know you were talking about those malteaser rabbits'
Moi 'yeah have you had one?'
JH 'yeah they are fucking lovely'
*makes a drooly eye roll face*
moi 'oh... Cum face'
JH cackles 'i picked one up and was really looking forward to it, bit into it and it was a kit-kat one'
Moi 'what was it like?'
JH 'like a kit-kat!'

I'm obviously very on the ball today...

Moi 'she's saying the wires are diging in'
JH 'is she a bit of a fatty?'
Moi 'no, I'm just going to try these'
JH 'well if they don't work we'll just kill her'

That's one way to do it!

AS 'argh! I'm so cross! I'm going to hit her!'
Moi 'your going to hiss at her?'
AS 'yes, HIT and hiss at her'
*makes punching motion towards me*
Moi 'why are you being so abusive to me today?!'

(on showing EC a photo of robbie Williams in a primark romper suit)
EC 'he looks like a giant baby.... Its only eight pounds?!?'
Moi 'better than a slanket'
EC 'ooohhhhww, I know what to get AS for her birthday now!'

Moi (to a cust) 'i will just go and get MR for you'
AS (whispering) 'mazzer...'

AS 'I cried for days and my eyes looked like golf balls!'
(now have this strange image in my head of someone with actual golf balls for eyes, not the image AS wanted to portray (she meant size) but it's the first thing that I thought of and I can't get rid of it!)

AS (to VG) 'i think she was trying to kill you'
(VG had just come up the stairs as a pair of plastic boobs came flying in her direction after I tried not to drop them and ended up vollying them across the floor...)

JH 'ohh, your being really nice to people today, we better beat that out of you'

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