Sunny Saturday!

MR: well these look like a traffic accident!
(whilst looking at the 30's)

AS: you said KA was funnier than me
KA: (without AS hearing) well that's a given...
AS: slag!
Moi: and who was that aimed at?
AS: you!
Moi: not at KA then for saying it's a given that she's funnier than you?
AS: your both slags!

Moi: I'm loosing the will to live here!

MR: surely that's my pennance paid now, I thought you wanted to get through them all and wondered why you were doing it by the book, I can see why now if all three of them had gone in we wouldn't have all fitted in the room!
Moi: I did cringe a bit when I saw them...
MR: did you see the groom? He's Scottish and is going to wear a kilt!
Moi: he's not wearing one now is he?
MR: no, could you imagine him sat on the sofa with it all hanging out...I asked him if he was the lucky man and he said i'm not sure about that!
Moi: was he big?
MR: he was huge, the other three looked like him in drag....
Moi: I can imagine the wedding photos!

KA: I've just had this woman have a go at me cos the waits twenty minutes, so in the end I just said ok, thank you!
Moi: what you were thinking was fuck you!
KA: cunt you!
AS: eeewwww....!


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