'What are you doing?!? checking to see if you'll fall out when you give Mr H head?!?'
JH whilst in a bikini bobbing up and down like one of those drinking bird toys.
'Have you been delt with?'
Moi to a customer who was just sat down minding her own buisness after I just threw open the door to the waiting area.
'Ohhh, my bad'
EA refering to her error of taking away someones bra (which this lady had come in wearing!) and failing to replace it with anything else.
'I'll pay you a pound worth of 20p's if you talk to that lady and i'll talk to the other one, tag team them'
'Shes so stupid it makes my brain hurt talking to her!'
EA with a lady whos ill fitting purchase from 6 months ago just needed to be pulled up.
'Oh my god, have you seen the lady with the hair, the 70's throwback?!?'
And with scary eyes!
'...and shes got like a thousand chins...'
'you don't have many knickers do you? Just this rail?'
No those things with holes that your legs go through hanging up all over the place are figmants of your imagination...
'what size are those? Wow, They must be really heavy!'
Man looking at plastic boobs
'gaffer tape it is then'
Backless dress issue...
No comments:
Post a Comment