'this doesn't taste very strong...'
'maybe it's to do with all the alcohol you've consumed...?'
'will you give it up! There's nothing dribbling out! All that's left is your brain!'
(about me spending 5 mins blowing my nose)
'this tastes much better than the shit we were drinking'
Comparing wkd blue to spirits and coke.
'to 5 cocks'
'to getting a shag this year'
'to getting the award for not being dead'
'for tescos extra!'
'the crazy taxi driver who couldn't drive!'
Celebrating with shots, cheers!
*looking at the floor*
'this is ALL your fault!'
'i'm very drunk... I don't know why that's funny, I feel like one side of my face has drooped'
'have you had a stroke?'
'yes! Maybe!'
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