Propper gangsta innit!

I love going to meetings in parts of the country that were better never discovered and as its to do with work I shall entertain you with these little annicdotes

Went to get some cash out and had to walk past a hoddie to get to the next cashpoint.
I couldn't help myself but I looked at his screen as I went past and it said insufficient funds.
PANIC PANIC!
there I was with my juicy bag getting cash out next to a hoodlum who very obviously was broke, and he loitered around!
Arrrrrgggggghhhhhh!
So I threw my open wallet straight into my bag, got my money shoved that in a pocket i could get my hand in (which i couldnt then get out) and walked very fast. Now in restaraunt and sorting out all the shit from said open wallet that fell into all the other shit that lives in my suitcase/bag.

As I was crossing the road further up I was in the process of jay walking and getting run over when someone rather cleverly said 'careful, there's a car coming'.
Why thank you noble and very observant man. I had not seen that large hunk of metal coming straight for me and the real reason I ran into the middle of your group was your animal magnatisim...

There was a nice middle aged lady with them and she started talking, I was completely bamboozled! She was asking me where regent street was but I was so transfixed with the fact she was Scottish I just stared at her, she just said 'you have no idea' before I managed to gather myself together and told her where it was, so I just said 'i don't sorry, and looked like a complete tit walking off on my own and very clearly looking like I knew where I was going... Booo!


Having last smoke before dinner and a man in a suit stands next to me... Unsure what to do with fag as he may have been waiting to fine me for dropping it and not 'taking pride in royal leamington spa'. Smoked it to the filter (ewe!) until decided my fate, dropped it and ran like a big girl into the reastaraunt been waiting to fine me for dropping it and not 'taking pride in royal leamington spa'. Smoked it to the filter (ewe!) until decided my fate, dropped it and ran like a big girl into the reastaraunt!

Hot flannels always make me laugh! You only ever find them in Indian reastaraunts and on airplanes. Why?
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