Lady: I don't need black, I'm going to be a bridesmaid so I need wedding lingerie....
Cust: I need a 34D...
AS: well, that one does come up small in the cup...
Cust: I think I know my size!
(whilst busting out all over the place)
(on the radio)
Moi: can you look for a bra?
AS: sure what one?
Moi: it's the Shiraz... (desperately trying to think of a nice word for vomit) the coral one on the front...
AS: what?
MR: I heard Shiraz... I've appeared at the mention of Shiraz!
Moi: (still with the talk button open on the radio and laughing hysterically) in a 36ff!
MR collecting the rubbish
MR: bring out your dead....
JJ: I'm on the skank for some pretty things...
Moi: I've got some pretty things here...
JJ: they're not pretty enough, I like the word skank, it's the word of the day...
JJ: (not finding what she wanted, flicks the crate a V) skank!
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