Ok so here's the deal. If zombies ever do strike when myself EA and AS are sat outside costa then this is our plan of action to save ourselves...
1- head to the police station, send AS in to get us some guns....
2- hijack a bus.
3- if AS fails us on the gun front or there was not enough guns then we go to waterbeach barraks and get us some shootaz...
4- EA drives us to collect EC.
5- we drive back to Newmarket road tescos to pick up supplies
(now the plan can go in any one of three directions from here...)
6a- we get stuck in tescos, but that's ok as we have loads of food, loads of entertainment, loads of guns and a 24-7 pub.
6b- we can't get on the bus again so we find two river boats on the cam. Tie them together and EA, EC and I can live on one AS can live on the other with the cows we have herded up from midsummer common. When she's not looking we will pick one off to eat and just tell her it wandered off, we will keep traveling until we find somewhere pretty and hide out in the countryside.
6c- we get back on the bus drive to a port and hijack a ferry and live in the middle of the channel until it all dies down.
There were some issues to the plan like if we were on water EA is not compatible with fishy things, although with that, she said she would be eating fish then throwing it up. Not a bad way to lose weight though, she agreed calling it the 'apocolypse diet'. Also if we run into any sticky situations then we are using AS as zombie fodder due to her wanting to cuddle the animals that we may need to eat...
Apart from that! It can't fail!
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