Sunny Monday!

AS: i need to get more iron, i need to eat more red meat
Moi: lambs nice
AS: NOO! how can you say that lambs are too cute to eat!
EA: I love steak...
Moi: calf is really nice...
AS: that's horrible! Why do you like eating babies!
Moi: it's what their there for!
AS: I just want to cuddle them, I hate you, your my nemisis!


AS: any need for the sunglasses?
Moi: why am I embarressing you?
AS: no....
Moi: I need them to shield my eyes from the glare from my legs....

EA: look at this...
(shows AS and myself the PA04 she is wearing and how big it comes up on her tiny boob)
Moi: it really lifts you up though and you look smaller....
EA: I've got huge boobs and I want to show them off...
(returns wearing a PNB2)
EA: see that's so much better...
Moi: yeah but the're jelly bean boobs now...
AS: jelly bean?
Moi: yeah sort of oval, jelly bean shape...
EA: just cos you like yours to be mega pointy! (sticks her index fingers out from her own boobs) wooooh!
Moi: yeah all right, so I like mine to have their own post code....

AS: were you really a topless dancer!
JJ: no I used to be a dancer in Ibiza and I have gone topless....
Moi: with those H's?
JJ: oi you! I AM NOT A H CUP!

JJ: so did you forget the clock change?
Moi: no I didn't...
JJ: someone must of!
Moi: someone did...
JJ: go one who was it?!
(restrained laughter from JH)
Moi: MR!
JJ: get away! I thought it would have been you!
(thanks! What are you trying to imply!?!)
Moi: yeah, she came up and asked what time it was as her watch must have stopped, she thought it was quater to eleven when it was quater to twelve...
JJ: oh my god! She must have been fuming!
Moi: she was aplogizing all day!
JH: you know though if it would have been anyone else she would have been like (puts on a really posh voice) 'it's disgusting being late how could they forget?'

AS: (laughs behind my back)
Moi: what!
AS: it's just your hair sticking up in a bizzare way
EA: pineapple head!
AS: yeah! That's it! (more laughing)
Moi: I prefere to think of it as startled cockatoo...

AS: what's the time?
Moi: four minutes past....
AS: ok.... (lesurely hoovering commences)

(bit later....)
Moi: you do realise it's nearly quater past?
AS: what! A minute ago it was just gone six! (frantic hoovering commences...) owwwww my basketball arm!

Moi: I need a fitter!
(I study the options I have; JJ and JH laughing so much they are crying/threatening to leave puddles on the carpet or AS who is scurrying round trying to get all the picklist)
Moi: AS could you do it...?
AS: yeah, we'll leave them to wet themselves...

Moi: I feel like pochahauntas today...
AS: yeah! Just a white haired version...
Moi: alpine pochahauntas.....

AS: mmmuuuhhhhh...
(shoves hands in waistband of trousers)
Moi: get your hands out of your pants!
AS: there not in my pants! Oh my arm hurts too.... It's a world of pain today...

AS: I didn't know that if I came off the pill I would come on early... Two weeks early...
Moi: your kidding right?!
AS: no, I've never taken the pill before, I thought it would clear my spots up!
Moi: you didn't realise that's why there is a three week supply...
AS: nooooo..... *unhappy face*

AS: HAHAHAHA!
Moi: what?
AS: I can't say it's horrible
Moi: tell me
AS: no I can't (more laughing)
Moi: just tell me...
AS: you reminded me of big bird from the back
Moi: big bird!?
AS: yeah it's just your hair...
Moi: ohhh I miss big bird...!
AS: he freaked me out
Moi: well at least I didn't remind you of a big bird!