Smile!

Phone call earlier from a rather strange lady who was so set on what she was saying that she couldn't/wouldn't understand what I was saying.

Lady: I wonder if you could help me i'm looking for a vanity fair bra
Moi: we have got some, what one were you looking for
Lady: it's one I wear all the time.
Moi: do you know the code...
Lady: (interupting) 535
Moi: that's the suplier code, is it one you have seen from the website?
Lady: that's the code on the lable...
Moi: yes that's the suplier one, we use a different one so I will have to check the lables (puts on hold)

EA is at the bottom of the stairs as I go by so I make the universal sign for 'wanker' next to my head followed by the universal sign for 'phone'

EA: you've got a head fuck on the phone then?

(take lady off hold)
Moi: the one we have is L760
Lady: that's not a bit like 535
Moi: no, it's one that has buttons down the middle and comes in black and white...
Lady: why does it say you stock vanity fair then, your the second store I've phoned that doesn't have it.
Moi: we do stock vanity fair just not that particular one and all of the stores have the same stock.
Lady: well I should give you all a miss then?
Moi: yeah, sorry though.

A quick google later showed that neither vanity fair with or without the code 535 brought us up as a place that stocks that bra!
Where did she find this info!? Surely if she looked at the website to see we do vanity fair she would have seen the ones we do! Idiot!

MR's cust on the phone who asked her to look for some sets so she could try them on tomorrow as she was going up to Leeds Friday afternoon. MR took custs phone number and said she would phone back in five minutes to let her know what we had. MR phones back, mum of cust answers saying that daughter (cust who first phones) had gone out. She couldn't understand that we don't have all of the items and that can't make the items we have magically appear in the stock room at Leeds, over night when we were phoned at about half five in the first place!

MR: who left the mugs in the sink after I washed up? We can't live like sluts here...
(JJ walks in with a bikini top on) JJ: oooh I can (jiggles boobs up and down)

Moi: Are we doing anything with the naked lady in the window?
EA: ohhh is she naked?
Moi: yep, and her arms on the floor!






- Posted using BlogPress for iPhone