Errrr...

JT: hi, do you need any help?
Cust: (stares)
JT: is anyone helping you?
Cust: no
JT: anything I can help you with?
Cust: I need these in my size
JT: ok, what size do you need?
Cust: I don't know
JT: did you want a fitting?
Cust: (stares)
JT: do you want someone to help find your size?
Cust: yes
JT: it's going to be in about 20 minutes is that ok?
Cust: (stares)
JT: is twenty minutes ok and then someone can help you...
Cust: yes, I want some help...
JT: ok... Hang on
(in stockroom)
JT: is EA free
EM: yeah
JT: good I need her for a right retard, I think she's foreign
(later, stockroom again)
EA: this is the last time I ever help you out!
EM: why?!
EA: she's just told me she's on a treatment program to make her boobs bigger!
EM: really!?
EA: I know! It's like 'what the fuck?!'
MO: I asked her if it was a man and she said 'oh, I don't know'
KM: and she's already a 32h
EM: nice and we send her in with the biggest boobs here, take a look at these bitch!