The fucktards have landed

Cust: can I try this in a 32g and anything else that gives good uplift?
EM: if there fitting they will all do that so is there any colours your looking for?
Cust: umm, anything really...
EM: right... We have hundreds in there... So would you prefer bright colours like this or something more everyday?
Cust: anything really...
EM: ok... Well I'll grab a few but without being able to narrow it down I might miss something that would suit you better...
Cust: ok


(lady comes down the stairs looking a bit lost)
EM: can I help?
Cust: I'm looking for my sister
EM: what was her name? She might be in a fitting...
Cust: pauline
EM: right... She's not in a fitting... She might be trying on?
Cust: no... She came in and I'm just trying to find her...
EM: oh, ok... (cust leaves)
(later)
Cust: (waiting near fitting rooms) my sister might be trying on...
EM: ahh... did you want to go through as give her a shout?
Cust: ok (goes through) are people trying on in all of these?
EM: just the ones with the doors shut (which was the first two...)