Christmas eve

Now christmas eve in a shop is fairly chaotic,
Drunk men come in looking for something erotic,
Ladies getting all angry and neurotic,
When the bra they want has sold out

Watching the clock from the moment we start,
Dealing with people who think they are smart,
But they wouldn't know the difference between a belch and a fart,
Don't look at me with that pout, woo!


Christmas eve in a shop, drinkin bucks fizz from a cup,
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love it, christmas eve in a shop, when you don’t give a fuck
Proceed to party proceed to party


Now we all want to be full of holiday cheer,
But what we really want is to be full of beer,
And let's get one thing terribly clear,
We would rather be in the pub

But since 12 o'clock we have been drinking,
And when looking at you we kinda get thinking,
If you had a wash you wouldn't be stinking,
Use deodorant or have a scrub


Christmas eve in a shop, drinkin bucks fizz from a cup
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love it, christmas eve in a shop, when you don’t give a fuck
Proceed to party proceed to party


It's the day to do things, stupid and various,
Like dressing up in things that make the stairs precarious,
But it's fine as at this point anything is hilarious,
And we just don't give a shit

Christmas eve is the day to be really lazy,
Loose concentration so much, everything's hazy,
The only people that come in today are crazy,
You stop and think about today...
"Christmas eve, your not just a day. You're a, you're a
Special day
Special.
Anything goes
Today we can do what we want"


Christmas eve in a shop, drinkin bucks fizz from a cup
Lets have a party lets have a party
I love it, christmas eve in a shop, when you don’t give a fuck
Proceed to party proceed to party