Balls

(cust has lost 5st and her boobs are just flaps, one hangs a lot lower than the other one)
Cust: can I have a plunge bra?
JH: I'll just get some for you
(JH returns, cust tries one on and her bigger boob oozes out the middle, she starts poking at it)
Cust: why is that doing that?
JH: it's because your fuller that side, we need to go up in the cup
Cust: I never thought of it but it's a bit like men, they have one that hangs lower than the other...