The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 30 December 2011

Retarded reviews




Tiny keyhole to add detail... Check out the reason for return below...


I'm sorry? Do you have tiny mouse nipples running down your breast bone? That hole is tiny! Clearly haven't bought it, as then you would know the top half would have to have buttons all the way down for you to get your bap out of it.


Mumu, excellent...


moo moo... It gets better...


How about you call it by its proper name, it's a muumuu. Not a moo moo, are you wearing a cow???


The dress has a distinct brown pattern. I fail to see how you would blend in with it... A la corpse bride (who was blue for starters)


Actually it's meant to be empire line. And it does work with this skirt, amazingly well actually. Just because your'e clearly a freaky giant theres no need to be a bitch about it.


Translation: I'm too fat for it so I've decided that I don't want it because I think it's cheap looking rather than admit that I actually am an 18. (also the fabric is not cheap looking or feeling in the slightest. You just look like your having a strop because someone told you 'actually, you are a bit chunky')

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