Pointless

Cust: can I ask you a question?
BT: sure
Cust: what's your smallest size
BT: we start from a 28d
Cust: oh... I need the opposite of your shop (turns sideways) does anywhere do smaller sizes?
EM: places do start from a AA but that would mean that your completely flat chested...
Cust: I know...
EM: I think you would need a 28 back as well and not many people do them... What size do you wear at the moment?
Cust: either a 28 or 30 a or b but even then they are loose (means on the cup)
EM: I'd probably try John Lewis or Debenhams as they do the same brands but in the smaller cups...

(later after EM tells KM, HS and RG about it)
KM: what! She doesn't need a bra!
EM: they do those sizes in the kids department at tescos...
KM: ohhhhhhh! oh dear!