Cottaging with angry pirates...

JJ: (randomly) I know what dogging is!
EA: Right... do you know what cottaging is?
JJ: ...no...
EM: I can't remember either...
EA:...no, neither can I... Do you know what an angry pirate is?
EM: Covers one eye) arrrghhh!
JJ: What?! oh is it... (laughs)
EA: It's when you spunk in someones eye and then kick them in the leg.. (covers one eye and hops on one leg) arrrrggghhhh!
JJ: Oh my god! (laughs uncontrollably)
EM: Why dont we 'Bing' cottaging?
EA: Your going to google cottaging on the work computer?!
EM: Yeah... (Finds web page) there we go... it's when guys have anonomus sex in a toilet... so George Michael went cottaging...
EA: It's not as bad as I thought...
JJ: I could do that in Brighton... there will be loads going on there!
EA: I think your missing the point...
JJ: I could go and watch...
EA: If you snuck into the mens loos you could...
JJ: With my binoculars and my cup of tea!
EA: Just dont look through any holes!
EM: otherwise you would be an angry pirate!