Let's go grabbing!

EM: I've got my grabbing outfit
KJ: oh my god, have you really?
MO: what have you got? (looks in bag) Vest tops? What's that sparkly thing?
EM: it's a jumper (EM pulls it out of the bag, it's got cream and gold stripes, the gold stripes are sheer)
KJ: oh thats really nice
MO: are you going to put that under it?
EM: yeah, so I look as naked as possible under there...
(KJ laughs)
MO: what are you wearing on the bottom half
EM: (completely deadpan) nothing...
(KJ laughs louder as she goes out of the door)
MO: your not?! What are you wearing?!
EM: pale blue skinny jeans...