The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 14 May 2012

Welded

EM: There are loads of CD's here, do you want any of them before I throw them out?
KJ: oooh, what is there?
HS: Franz Ferdinand... Retro...
KJ: The Strokes... Oh, theres no CD... ABBA gold! I'll have ABBA gold!
(KJ opens the case, theres is a random CD in there and another one lying on top of the sleeve insert)
KJ: This is actually stuck to the case... look... It's rock solid (shows HS)
HS: Is it? Lets have a go...
(KJ returns to rummaging through the CD's)
KJ: I'm not sure I like all the dust, I think I'm going to leave it... (Turns to look at HS who is pulling a strained face and wrestling the CD off the sleeve) Oh my God! I'm going, this is an accident waiting to happen, I can't look...
HS: (Finally wrenches it off the sleeve) Here we go! ABBA Gold!
KJ: (looking at the paper encrusted CD) Is it even ABBA Gold?
HS: I don't know, lets have a look (starts pulling the paper off)
EM: I think thats like that because it got wet in the flood...




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