Cust: (trying on a strapless bra) can you help me? I've got this on and it's not doing nothing. What I want is this (heaves boobs together)
EM: ok, I'll go and grab you another one (goes to stock room and comes back with the Freya Deco)
Cust: the bra I wear is a 38d from Triumph, I know that they don't all come up the same so that's why this one is a 34dd... What about these bits? (pokes at fat hanging over the band of the bra)
EM: (slightly horrified) everyone gets that if it's firm enough to stay up...
Cust: what about the front?
EM: it's looking a bit small as you are coming over it a bit...
Cust: I don't mind that as I want cleavage...
(cust didn't have cleavage, she had four boobs)
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