HS: BHS has put this woman in a 40DD and it looks awful...
EM: Really?
HS: Yeah, I think that she is probably about a 36F
EM: Jesus...
(Later)
HS: A 36GG
EM: What?!
HS: Yep, I hate BHS for doing that to her, she thought that there was something wrong with her and thats why the bra and then herself looked awful... I want to do something to BHS...
EM: You could get them to bite the kerb (Then makes a stamping movement)
HS: Ahhhhhh! (puts her hands up to her mouth!) have you not seen American History X!
EM: Yeah (smiles)
HS: My friend and I would always say we would kerb stomp people or organisations that were shitty, then we saw the film and realised its the worst thing you can do!
KJ: (Just hears the end of the conversation) What? Whats going on?
HS: I told EM that I hated BHS and she suggested kerb stomping them!
KJ: Whats kerb stomping?
EM: when you get someone to bite the kerb...
HS: And then you stamp on their head
KJ: (her hand flies to her mouth) Oh my God!
VG: What now...
(HS explains it again)
HS: It would kill them
EM: Teeth first...
VG: (to EM) Your insane!
EM: Have you only just realised!?
VG: No, I knew...
HS: EM is so passive aggressive...
EM: You could do it with fluffy slippers on...
VG: Hello, have you seen the size of me, they would still die...
HS: EM is like some gangster mob...
KJ: a War Lord...
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