The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Monday, 14 May 2012

War Lord

HS: BHS has put this woman in a 40DD and it looks awful...
EM: Really?
HS: Yeah, I think that she is probably about a 36F
EM: Jesus...
(Later)
HS: A 36GG
EM: What?!
HS: Yep, I hate BHS for doing that to her, she thought that there was something wrong with her and thats why the bra and then herself looked awful... I want to do something to BHS...
EM: You could get them to bite the kerb (Then makes a stamping movement)
HS: Ahhhhhh! (puts her hands up to her mouth!) have you not seen American History X!
EM: Yeah (smiles)
HS: My friend and I would always say we would kerb stomp people or organisations that were shitty, then we saw the film and realised its the worst thing you can do!
KJ: (Just hears the end of the conversation) What? Whats going on?
HS: I told EM that I hated BHS and she suggested kerb stomping them!
KJ: Whats kerb stomping?
EM: when you get someone to bite the kerb...
HS: And then you stamp on their head
KJ: (her hand flies to her mouth) Oh my God!
VG: What now...
(HS explains it again)
HS: It would kill them
EM: Teeth first...
VG: (to EM) Your insane!
EM: Have you only just realised!?
VG: No, I knew...
HS: EM is so passive aggressive...
EM: You could do it with fluffy slippers on...
VG: Hello, have you seen the size of me, they would still die...
HS: EM is like some gangster mob...
KJ: a War Lord...


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