The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 18 May 2012

Fucked up 'Guess Who'

KM: (on the phone) there is a lady downstairs who wants a specific fitter, I don't know if you have seen her?
EM: (on phone) no, I'll go and find her...
(later)
EM: hello, how can I help?
Cust: who is doing your fittings today?
EM: there is MO, MR and JH...
Cust: I was fitted here before and I have great confidence in the fitter. I've been to other shops and have had a terrible experience so I thought I would come back here... I can't remember the ladies name... Isn't that awful...
EM: no, that's fine...
Cust: I'd know her if I looked at her...
EM: can you remember what she looked like?
Cust: she is in her mid forties, I don't know if she actually is thought. She doesn't look as young as you girls... Is she available for any sessions?
EM: all our fitters today could be described as that... Do you know what colour hair she had?
Cust: it was short... Black?
EM: that would be MR then...
Cust: no... It wasn't black... Light hair...
EM: blonde then?
Cust: yes... Is she free?
EM: both JH and JJ are blonde. JJ is not here today though. JJ is short and JH is tall... So can you remember how tall she was?
Cust: short...
EM: right, that's JJ...
Cust: oh, has she been here long?
EM: since we opened...
Cust: is she avaliable?
EM: no, she's off today...



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