Just... WTF!?

Cust: Can I have your opinion?
EM: Sure
Cust: (Shows EM her Andorra she has on) I think its a bit small
EM: Yes it is... What size  are you in?
Cust: This is a 38E so Whatever size is next
EM: Sure I'll have a look
Cust: I dont want anything pointy, I have had Fantasie and I dont like the shape, this one is nice but (starts patting the top of her boobs which are not in the cup) but I dont like this, I don't do cleavage. Have you got any other styles? I've got this one (holds up the Fantasie Belle) but it's too pointy..
EM: Ok, I'll have a look...
(EM goes into the stock room and picks out a bigger cup in the Andorra and also the Fantasie Esme)
Cust: Oh no! I don't like that (points at the Esme) I might be old but I want something pretty
EM: Ok, I brought this as it's a Fantasie...
Cust: I don't want Fantasie, I want Panache because it's round...
EM: And this one is round...
Cust: No, have you got anything else?
EM: I'll go and have a look for you
(EM goes off and comes back with the Panache Melody full cup and the Tango II balconette)
Cust: (looks at Tango II) thats quite pretty (looks at Melody) that is like the fantasie ones... do they come in any other colours?
EM: Melody comes in black, white and nude and the Tango comes in black, white, nude and a coral
Cust: can I see the coral one?
EM: I'll have a look for it
Cust: Can you get me the green version of this one? (holds up the Andorra)
EM: I'll check for it for you...
(EM has a look, she can find the coral one but not the green)
EM: I have the coral one for you
Cust: No, I don't like the feel of it...
EM: Ok
Cust: (holds up the nude Melody again) Does this come in any other colours?
EM: Yes, black and white
Cust: Awww... I wanted two...
EM: We can always mail order the other one for you?
Cust: I can order it at home, I don't live near here.
EM: (wants to tell her ordering in store is freepost but cant be arsed as she's a fucktard) Oh, ok...
(Later in the stock room)
JH: There is a woman out the front who wants to see the Andorra in black in a 38E
HS: I'll take one to her... (Has a look) We dont have one! (goes out to see cust) Hi, we dont have the bra in that size, as you just wanted to see it shall i get any size for you to look at?
Cust: No, I wanted that size to buy it
HS: Oh, we can mail order it upstairs for you
Cust: No, I don't live here, I'll order it online
HS: If you do it in store, it's freepost to your house
Cust: Oh, I see... (cust turns and talks to her partner)
(EM is stood behind the desk making a wanking hand gesture by her crotch so the cust doesn't see)
HS: alright EM, stand down...
(HS then walks into the changing rooms so that EM can see her but the cust can't see her and gestures that she's wanking a four foot penis)