The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Friday, 18 May 2012

Lost in translation

(A foreign cust is waving frantically at JH)

JH: EM, can you help this lady?
EM: Hi, how can I help?
Cust: (pointing to a bra) 38...C
EM: Oh, we only stock D cups and above...
Cust: C
EM: All of our bras start at a D
Cust: C
EM: No C's here
Cust: (makes a C shape on the catalogue EM is holding) C
EM: (draws a D) D
Cust: D?
EM: Yes
Cust: (pulls a face) Oh... (starts looking through the bras anyway)

(Cust leaves and then half an hour later comes back in)

Cust: C?
KM: We just start from a D
Cust: (makes C shape in the air) 38 C
KM: No, no C's
Cust: No 38?
KM: No, we do a 38 but no C's
Cust: C
KM: D
Cust: D?
KM: Yes



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