Boob sick

(Cust trying on a sports bra that is clearly too small as she is falling out of the sides and bulging wildly at the top)

Cust: (pulling at the top of the sports bra) you think it's to big?
EA: noooooo! it's far too small for you!

(Cust is now trying on the Zoggs swimsuit in a 36G)

Cust: is this a bit small?
EM: really small. you need it in a H
Cust: and the back. It dont feel right...
EM: we can go down to a 34 but the cup will be smaller in volume. so the bust will fit like this one. (EM points to the 36GG that the cust is holding in her hand)
Cust: but smaller here? (pulls at the sides)
EM: yes smaller round the back but it will be smaller in the cup too
Cust: a H?
EM: yes, the space in the cup will be the same as the space in this (points again to the 36GG in the custs hand)
Cust: this was not small
EM: Right... this one is really small as your boobs are falling out the front and the side... and this is a G...
Cust: yes
EM: (giving up) shall I get you the H?
Cust: yes

(Cust finaly left with a wired swimsuit in a 43HH and took a tankini in a 34GG...)