The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 11 February 2012

Well... Fuck off then

(EA is outside having a cigarette as its 9:50 and she doesn't start work until 10:00, when the store opens. EM goes outside to have a scout and see if it's busy. EM shuts the door behind her. Cust comes up and starts shaking the doors, which are locked)

EM: oh, sorry. We don't open until 10:00...
Cust: (mumbles) 10:00, 10:00...

(EA has moved out of the custs way. The cust starts to walk off but as she passes EA the cust starts wafting her hand in front of her face)

EA: did you see that!
EM: yeah...
EA: what a bitch!
EM: she can piss off to Debenhams then...



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