Bra Angst

Cust: (trying on a bra in a 32HH) can you check this? I don't think it fits...
EM: sure, let's have a look...
Cust: I've got a gap up here... (points to where the strap meets the bra)
EM: that's fine, the wires are where they need to be and your not falling out...
Cust: why do they make bras for fake boobs? You have to be perfectly round to fit these...
EM: having a gap is normal, I've got one...
Cust: do you?
EM: yeah. You would need your boobs to start on your shoulders to fill that...
Cust: which you don't unless you have fake boobs...
(EM starts to stop smiling at this fucktard)
Cust: I'm very fussy... And I hate bra shopping...
EM: well... I can get you some different styles?
Cust: yes please! I want this... (pushes boobs up) I don't want this (pushes boobs flat)
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look...
(EM gets some bras and goes back to cust, who tries one on and opens the door)
Cust: I don't like this (Alana)
EM: ok...
Cust: it's too pointy...
EM: ok... It's giving you the uplift you wanted?
Cust: yes... It's too pointy...
EM: right, well, we can try panache which are flatter...
Cust: ok
(EM gets some more, she tries them on. Cust absolutely loves the Andorra)
Cust: I love this... It's stretchy! what other colours does this come in?
EM: black, white, nude and a pale aqua...
Cust: oooh, can I see them? Do they come with shorts?
EM: sure...
Cust: are they stretchy?
EM: yes they are...
Cust: oooooh!
(EM gets the bras and the shorts in every colour and takes them to cust)
Cust: I need something light... So not the black... I'll take the white, the nude is lovely, I'll have that... (sees the pale aqua) oh no, that's too green. It's like something my granny would wear...

(pretty sure they just did black white and possibly neutral shades when her granny was around... Seeing as she was about 50 herself...)