The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 22 February 2012

Summer rage

Cust: do you have any non wired bikinis?
HP: we don't at the moment, we might have some in the summer
Cust: you had one last year...
HP: yeah, I know the one you mean, we send them all back to the warehouse when we are low on stock so you could try the website or figleaves...
Cust: figleaves? Where's that?
HP: it's on the Internet
Custs man: when is the summer catalogue out?
HP: it's going to be in a couple of months
Custs man: what?! People are booking their holidays already!
HP: it's only February... So it will be about April...
Custs man: summer will be over then!

(custs discuss this over and over with HP and then leave. They come back again and ask GC again)

HP: (to GC) if you go down and ask Ella, she might know more...

(GC asks EM downstairs and then goes up)

EM: (calling after GC) we haven't had the spring catalogue yet...
GC: ok, thanks... (to cust) the summer one is out in about May time...
Custs man: oh... ok...



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