Cust: my fitter?
EM: yes?
Cust: do you know where she is?
EM: I think she's I'm the stockroom putting the bras away
Cust: does she know I've gone?
EM: I should think so, she's signed out of your fitting
Cust: can you get her for me?
EM: yeah, I'll go and get her...
(EM finds JT, who is just about to eat her lunch)
JT: ohhhh god, I was soooo close to lunch...
(later)
EM: what did she want?
JT: she wanted me to get the 14's in a thong, after I'd told her that the girls upstairs can help her with those and then to measure the 14's and 16's to see what the difference was....
EM: JT? Have you finished your fitting?
JT: what fitting?
EM: Caroline
JT: what? I'm sure I have...
EM: you haven't signed out...
JT: oh.... (looks at fitting sheet and walks to fitting room, tells Caroline 'I'm really sorry I couldn't find the bra I needed')
EM: (in stockroom) oh dear...
(EM starts laughing and RG and KM start as well)
EA: ques que ce?
RG: JT just bailed on her fitting
EM: I don't know how long she had left her for...
RG: I don't know... About ten minutes...
(JT has a fitting so to hurry her along EM pokes her in the bum with her nail)
JT: did you just thumb me up the bum
EM: no, it was my finger, I fingered you up the bum
EA: ladies!
(EM laughs loudly and then opens the door onto the waiting area, EM sees JT's fitting and she's MASSIVE)
EM: HAHA! Oh! It's fun and games in the stockroom
Cust: oh, ha I can imagine!
(later)
EM: I couldn't help it! I just laughed as I saw her as I knew JT was going to be fitting her... I just told her we were having fun in the stockroom, she believed it and laughed too...
RG: she didn't know you were laughing about fingering each other and how fat she was...!
Saturday, 29 October 2011
Wow, busy day for stupid people
(cust is waiting by the stairs)
EM: can I help you with anything?
Cust: is there actually anybody downstairs?
EM: yes... Let me call them to let them know your on your way...
(cust doesn't go down until she hears someone answer)
(cust goes downstairs with some bras and then after a few minutes comes back up again all pissy)
Cust: there's no one even down there! (puts bras down)
EM: oh! I can let...
Cust: (interrupting) your not going to sell any bras today!
Cust: I'm here for a fitting (cust is holding three sports bras)
EM: ok, are you just wanting sports bras today?
Cust: yes
EM: ok, I'll go get your fitter
(EA comes out)
EA: hi, I'm your fitter. Is it just sports bras?
Cust: well I've just returned a bikini that broke on holiday so maybe some bras as well...
EA: ok, well, come on through
(later, EA has finished the fitting, cust has gone upstairs to pay but comes back down again)
EM: hi, what can I do for you?
Cust: I've just seen some sets that I want, is my fitter around?
EM: yeah, I'll go and get her for you, again...
(in stockroom)
EM: I've got a fitting for you
EA: ok, cool
EM: she's called Kelly and she's looking for some sets
EA: your fucking kidding me! I asked her if she wanted anything else at the end of the fitting and she said no!
HP: there's a fitting in twenty minutes if you want that?
Cust: no, I'll just try some on
HP: ok, what are you looking for?
Cust: something comfortable. I've had my wires pop out, I've got bras with wires one side but not the other, I've been poked, prodded, bruised, scratched, rubbed, marked... You know...
(EM smiles, cust tries on for half an hour and then comes out)
EM: how did you get on?
Cust: no, I think when your this big you'll never find one that fits and is comfy. I'm always sewing cotton onto my bras, I've got cotton pads I have to put in my bra...
EM: I do still have a fitter free if you want some help rather than just trying them on?
Cust: no... I've got my friend waiting upstairs
EM: ok, that's fine
(cust goes upstairs, about ten minutes later EA comes into the stockroom)
EA: I've got Tricia here for a fitting and she said that you told her there was a fitter free?!
EM: what the fuck! I asked her if she wanted a fitting ages ago and she said no because she had a friend waiting for her
EA: well she wants one now!
EM: you'll have to do it...
EA: looks like I'm not going on lunch on time...
EA: BENATAR!
HP: what?
EM: Pat Benatar, it's who's singing..
HP: (shrugs shoulders) if it's not Steps then I don't know it...
(KM walks towards EM and JT laughing and wriggling around)
EM: err, what's going on?
KM: it's alright, EA just tickled me... I'm not having a stroke
EM: can I help you with anything?
Cust: is there actually anybody downstairs?
EM: yes... Let me call them to let them know your on your way...
(cust doesn't go down until she hears someone answer)
(cust goes downstairs with some bras and then after a few minutes comes back up again all pissy)
Cust: there's no one even down there! (puts bras down)
EM: oh! I can let...
Cust: (interrupting) your not going to sell any bras today!
Cust: I'm here for a fitting (cust is holding three sports bras)
EM: ok, are you just wanting sports bras today?
Cust: yes
EM: ok, I'll go get your fitter
(EA comes out)
EA: hi, I'm your fitter. Is it just sports bras?
Cust: well I've just returned a bikini that broke on holiday so maybe some bras as well...
EA: ok, well, come on through
(later, EA has finished the fitting, cust has gone upstairs to pay but comes back down again)
EM: hi, what can I do for you?
Cust: I've just seen some sets that I want, is my fitter around?
EM: yeah, I'll go and get her for you, again...
(in stockroom)
EM: I've got a fitting for you
EA: ok, cool
EM: she's called Kelly and she's looking for some sets
EA: your fucking kidding me! I asked her if she wanted anything else at the end of the fitting and she said no!
HP: there's a fitting in twenty minutes if you want that?
Cust: no, I'll just try some on
HP: ok, what are you looking for?
Cust: something comfortable. I've had my wires pop out, I've got bras with wires one side but not the other, I've been poked, prodded, bruised, scratched, rubbed, marked... You know...
(EM smiles, cust tries on for half an hour and then comes out)
EM: how did you get on?
Cust: no, I think when your this big you'll never find one that fits and is comfy. I'm always sewing cotton onto my bras, I've got cotton pads I have to put in my bra...
EM: I do still have a fitter free if you want some help rather than just trying them on?
Cust: no... I've got my friend waiting upstairs
EM: ok, that's fine
(cust goes upstairs, about ten minutes later EA comes into the stockroom)
EA: I've got Tricia here for a fitting and she said that you told her there was a fitter free?!
EM: what the fuck! I asked her if she wanted a fitting ages ago and she said no because she had a friend waiting for her
EA: well she wants one now!
EM: you'll have to do it...
EA: looks like I'm not going on lunch on time...
EA: BENATAR!
HP: what?
EM: Pat Benatar, it's who's singing..
HP: (shrugs shoulders) if it's not Steps then I don't know it...
(KM walks towards EM and JT laughing and wriggling around)
EM: err, what's going on?
KM: it's alright, EA just tickled me... I'm not having a stroke
Wednesday, 26 October 2011
Well, shit me!
LITBD just found this great little article, which combines weighing your own shit and wearing a bra!
http://www.jezebel.com/5652116/underwire-bras-make-you-poop-less
http://www.jezebel.com/5652116/underwire-bras-make-you-poop-less
Monday, 24 October 2011
If you just tried it on?!
Cust: can I have the zoggs swim suit?
EM: yes... What size are you after?
Cust: oh! A... 32e
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look
(EM gets one and takes it to cust)
Cust: I'm a 32e so how does the length work out for that?
EM: I don't know, zoggs just has a set length that they use
Cust: zoggs are usually a longer length than the others though arn't they?
EM: I don't know what the lengths are...
Cust: I'm going to have to try it on and see...
EM: yeah...
EM: yes... What size are you after?
Cust: oh! A... 32e
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look
(EM gets one and takes it to cust)
Cust: I'm a 32e so how does the length work out for that?
EM: I don't know, zoggs just has a set length that they use
Cust: zoggs are usually a longer length than the others though arn't they?
EM: I don't know what the lengths are...
Cust: I'm going to have to try it on and see...
EM: yeah...
I actually told you to...
EM: pop through, any of the first six that are free...
(cust starts to walk through and then turns back round)
Cust: what did you just say?
EM: (repeats herself louder and slower) any of the first six that are free...
(cust starts to walk through and then turns back round)
Cust: what did you just say?
EM: (repeats herself louder and slower) any of the first six that are free...
Sunday, 23 October 2011
Unable
Daughter: can you check my mums top
EM: sure (goes to room)
Cust: the straps are too long
EM: ok, let me tighten them up... There you go, I think you might want to try the 16
Cust: ok
(EM gets the 16 and later the daughter comes back)
Daughter: can you adjust the straps again
EM: ok...
(EM has a look at them and moves them while the cust stands there and the daughter is not even bothering to help her mum)
Daughter: it's wonky at the front
EM: ok, I'll loosen this one off a bit (EM waits for cust to then pull top down so it's level, cust just stands there)
Cust: it's still higher this side
EM: ok (stands in front of her and pulls top down on the side that's higher) there you go
Cust: that's better...
EM: sure (goes to room)
Cust: the straps are too long
EM: ok, let me tighten them up... There you go, I think you might want to try the 16
Cust: ok
(EM gets the 16 and later the daughter comes back)
Daughter: can you adjust the straps again
EM: ok...
(EM has a look at them and moves them while the cust stands there and the daughter is not even bothering to help her mum)
Daughter: it's wonky at the front
EM: ok, I'll loosen this one off a bit (EM waits for cust to then pull top down so it's level, cust just stands there)
Cust: it's still higher this side
EM: ok (stands in front of her and pulls top down on the side that's higher) there you go
Cust: that's better...
Saturday, 22 October 2011
How did that happen?
RG opens the computer cupboard to get her water (hangover issues)
RG: awww... There's a pencil in my drink... I needed a drink too...
Friday, 21 October 2011
What did you think it was going to do?
Cust: I'm not going to take this coat, it comes up so high! It covers everything! I'm used to v-neck things...
EM: ok... (looks at JT, then looks at the coat after the cust leaves)
EM; what did she think it was going to do when she looked at it?
(coat in question is one that buttons up asymmetrically to a funnel neck. It's clearly shown in pictures like that and you can see it does that when you see it in store, even if all the buttons are not done up)
EM: ok... (looks at JT, then looks at the coat after the cust leaves)
EM; what did she think it was going to do when she looked at it?
(coat in question is one that buttons up asymmetrically to a funnel neck. It's clearly shown in pictures like that and you can see it does that when you see it in store, even if all the buttons are not done up)
You fell down what?
(EM walks down the stairs with her hands in him shapes pointing to each temple... She almost misses her footing on the last step)
EM: shoot me! (stumbles) I almost fell down the snares...
JT: what? You almost fell down... The snares?!
(later HS trips up the stairs)
HS: (trips) oh hello
JT: I saw you
EM: HS tripped up the snares
HS: I didn't think you saw me... What? The snares?
JT: yeah. EM can't talk and called them the snares earlier
EM: shoot me! (stumbles) I almost fell down the snares...
JT: what? You almost fell down... The snares?!
(later HS trips up the stairs)
HS: (trips) oh hello
JT: I saw you
EM: HS tripped up the snares
HS: I didn't think you saw me... What? The snares?
JT: yeah. EM can't talk and called them the snares earlier
Comfort
EM: what are you looking for today?
Cust: comfort, I've got some bras from here and they are all uncomfortable under the arms... No exception... I do have one that's comfortable, not from here but it gives me this horrible mono-boob, shelf look...
EM: ok...
Cust: I don't care if it's ugly, I just want comfort...
Cust: comfort, I've got some bras from here and they are all uncomfortable under the arms... No exception... I do have one that's comfortable, not from here but it gives me this horrible mono-boob, shelf look...
EM: ok...
Cust: I don't care if it's ugly, I just want comfort...
Don't bother
Cust: (cust hands EM a multiway bra from the shop floor) I've just brought this back as the one I had was too big in the cup
EM: ok
Cust: I usually have a 32f but it was too big, I usually have Freya so I don't know if there's anything like that?
EM: we do have one but it will be a moulded one
Cust: oh no, I don't want too look any bigger
EM: ok, do you want to try this in a different size?
Cust: I had an e but that was too big, and I usually have a 32 but that was really big too...
EM: right, so do you want to try a dd?
Cust: yes
EM: and in a 30?
Cust: yes... I think that's what I had here (points at bra)
EM: (checks tag) this ones a 34dd
Cust: oh, I thought it was the same as what I brought back?
EM: no...
(EM goes to look for bra, we dont have it)
EM: I'm sorry we don't have one here but we can mail order one for you...
Cust: no, I'm going away in two days.... Do you have any other multiways?
EM: yes we do but as I said they will be moulded as they are designed to be strapless as well
Cust: oh...
EM: we did do a non moulded one but when you took the straps off the cups just sagged...
Cust: yes, I see... Do you do a Freya one?
EM: yeah we do! I'll go and get one! (EM brings one back in nude)
Cust: well I want it in white... I've got one in nude
EM: this only comes in black or nude. As nude is better under white as it doesn't show...
Cust: yes, I've got one in nude... And I don't want a strapless, I've got one and it's the most uncomfortable thing I've worn...
EM: this does come with straps
Cust: no
EM: alright...
EM: ok
Cust: I usually have a 32f but it was too big, I usually have Freya so I don't know if there's anything like that?
EM: we do have one but it will be a moulded one
Cust: oh no, I don't want too look any bigger
EM: ok, do you want to try this in a different size?
Cust: I had an e but that was too big, and I usually have a 32 but that was really big too...
EM: right, so do you want to try a dd?
Cust: yes
EM: and in a 30?
Cust: yes... I think that's what I had here (points at bra)
EM: (checks tag) this ones a 34dd
Cust: oh, I thought it was the same as what I brought back?
EM: no...
(EM goes to look for bra, we dont have it)
EM: I'm sorry we don't have one here but we can mail order one for you...
Cust: no, I'm going away in two days.... Do you have any other multiways?
EM: yes we do but as I said they will be moulded as they are designed to be strapless as well
Cust: oh...
EM: we did do a non moulded one but when you took the straps off the cups just sagged...
Cust: yes, I see... Do you do a Freya one?
EM: yeah we do! I'll go and get one! (EM brings one back in nude)
Cust: well I want it in white... I've got one in nude
EM: this only comes in black or nude. As nude is better under white as it doesn't show...
Cust: yes, I've got one in nude... And I don't want a strapless, I've got one and it's the most uncomfortable thing I've worn...
EM: this does come with straps
Cust: no
EM: alright...
Lie to me
Cust: can I have a fitting?
EM: it's going to be in about forty minutes, so about ten to three...
Cust: oh... Is there nothing sooner?
EM: no, thats the next time the fitters are free again
Cust: you only have one fitter?
EM: no, we have three but they're all in fittings
Cust: oh, your pretty busy then, I'll put my name down for that one... Do they all fit the same?
EM: do... Do what fit the same?
Cust: the bras
EM: no, that's why we allocate twenty minutes per fitting as we don't just sling a tape measure round you we fit each bra individually to you
Cust: yes...
EM: so if I just take your first name
Cust: (gives name)
EM: and have you been fitted by us before?
Cust: no... Actually that's a lie, I've been fitted for a swim suit. The fitter said that I would need a different size...
EM: yes, but the principle is still the same...
Cust: ok, good, what time was that again?
EM: ten to three
EM: it's going to be in about forty minutes, so about ten to three...
Cust: oh... Is there nothing sooner?
EM: no, thats the next time the fitters are free again
Cust: you only have one fitter?
EM: no, we have three but they're all in fittings
Cust: oh, your pretty busy then, I'll put my name down for that one... Do they all fit the same?
EM: do... Do what fit the same?
Cust: the bras
EM: no, that's why we allocate twenty minutes per fitting as we don't just sling a tape measure round you we fit each bra individually to you
Cust: yes...
EM: so if I just take your first name
Cust: (gives name)
EM: and have you been fitted by us before?
Cust: no... Actually that's a lie, I've been fitted for a swim suit. The fitter said that I would need a different size...
EM: yes, but the principle is still the same...
Cust: ok, good, what time was that again?
EM: ten to three
Money
HS processing a return of three items. Lady takes another three items and then orders another two
3-3+2=2
Cust can't work out why she has more to pay. HS goes through it bit by bit... Cust still can't understand... HS gets out the calculator, adds up all the things she is taking/ordering today and then minusing what cust is bringing back... Cust still doesn't understand... VG has to go up to assist and goes through everything with her again... Still doesn't understand why she's paying more... Completed sale on two different transactions... Cust still has no idea...
Her last words...
'I'll check my credit card statement and get back to you...'
TWATRASH
3-3+2=2
Cust can't work out why she has more to pay. HS goes through it bit by bit... Cust still can't understand... HS gets out the calculator, adds up all the things she is taking/ordering today and then minusing what cust is bringing back... Cust still doesn't understand... VG has to go up to assist and goes through everything with her again... Still doesn't understand why she's paying more... Completed sale on two different transactions... Cust still has no idea...
Her last words...
'I'll check my credit card statement and get back to you...'
TWATRASH
Wednesday, 19 October 2011
Pants
Mmmm chicks with dicks (and camel toes)
Good job ASOS!
Package
Camel toe
Package
Many camel toes
Package
Just a bit wtf, also noting the black string she's wearing underneath (heard of nude ASOS?)
Package
Yes D&G, a pair of pants with a bloody great skirt on them...
Good job ASOS!
Package
Camel toe
Package
Many camel toes
Package
Just a bit wtf, also noting the black string she's wearing underneath (heard of nude ASOS?)
Package
Yes D&G, a pair of pants with a bloody great skirt on them...
WTF ASOS?
Seriously... Some of these cost nearly £130!?!
Mmmm leatherette... Sweaty
Advertised as a halter neck (clearly not) and its got adjustable straps... Goodie...
Lifting much?!?
I think the face says it all...
Mmmmmm well fitting and looks like its not going to fall apart as soon as you breathe...
POPPAGE!
And this is the state it leaves the front of you in
HOLY FUCK...
Two words...
COCKTAIL UMBRELLAS
Just what...
Looks like you ripped it in the wash...
Mmmmmmm saggy...
She looks pissed off and I would be too, if I was wearing a bra that my nipples popped out of if I laughed too hard...
And another one! Give the girl a break! Look at her face, does she look like she can take much more of this?!?
Fuck me, if your going to model a bra for big tits... Get someone with big tits to wear it!
Errr. Half her boobs are a different colour...? Cheating much???
Couldn't be bothered to sort the bra out before taking a snap? GET THE FRILL OUT LAZY!
Ooooh saggy part two
Mmmm leatherette... Sweaty
Advertised as a halter neck (clearly not) and its got adjustable straps... Goodie...
Lifting much?!?
I think the face says it all...
Mmmmmm well fitting and looks like its not going to fall apart as soon as you breathe...
POPPAGE!
And this is the state it leaves the front of you in
HOLY FUCK...
Two words...
COCKTAIL UMBRELLAS
Just what...
Looks like you ripped it in the wash...
Mmmmmmm saggy...
She looks pissed off and I would be too, if I was wearing a bra that my nipples popped out of if I laughed too hard...
And another one! Give the girl a break! Look at her face, does she look like she can take much more of this?!?
Fuck me, if your going to model a bra for big tits... Get someone with big tits to wear it!
Errr. Half her boobs are a different colour...? Cheating much???
Couldn't be bothered to sort the bra out before taking a snap? GET THE FRILL OUT LAZY!
Ooooh saggy part two
How?!?
How can they not find one to actually fit???
(advertised as a t-shirt style maternity bra... Hmmm... I'm sure you wouldn't see anything there)
Side boobs!!!
(advertised as a t-shirt style maternity bra... Hmmm... I'm sure you wouldn't see anything there)
Side boobs!!!
Peruse of the computer
What a 'cracking' name for a swimsuit...
Made for someone in particular?? KM???
Hmmm....
Better!
Bumwolf pictures
So, there is quite a bit of traffic coming from people looking for 'bumwolf'
So LITBD had a look, first page of images.... This is what LITBD got...
SERIOUSLY! If you were looking for gay anime porn why would you click on either second row down, first on the left OR third row down, third from the left?!?
So LITBD had a look, first page of images.... This is what LITBD got...
SERIOUSLY! If you were looking for gay anime porn why would you click on either second row down, first on the left OR third row down, third from the left?!?
KM fail
KM: is there 60 minutes in an hour?
RG and EM: (look at each other) no...
KM: I don't think I can do this (trying to fold a box together) this is out of my skills range
(later)
KM: oi! I did AS maths!
EM: yes, but you can't make a box... Skills for life there...
KM: skills with a z (skillz)
(later again)
EM: how much is there?
KM: a hundred and... Oh bugger...
EM: those AS maths skills going well there...
RG and EM: (look at each other) no...
KM: I don't think I can do this (trying to fold a box together) this is out of my skills range
(later)
KM: oi! I did AS maths!
EM: yes, but you can't make a box... Skills for life there...
KM: skills with a z (skillz)
(later again)
EM: how much is there?
KM: a hundred and... Oh bugger...
EM: those AS maths skills going well there...
Wow... So much boob everywhere....
Cust: haha! Can you have a look at this, it's quite small in the cup
EM: (there is breast escaping from every which way, great flaps of skin hanging over the sides of the bra) yes, lets have a look...
Cust: this is a 38e its my usual size from M&S...
EM: it's quite small, I think I'm going to try you in a g
Cust: Yes, heehee! That always happens to me when I come here..
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look (EM goes to walk off)
Cust: I want it in red, they didn't have a red in this size but if they have it now, I'd like the red...
EM: ok... (EM goes to walk away again)
Cust: but if it's not in red ill try the black or white...
EM: alright...
EM: (there is breast escaping from every which way, great flaps of skin hanging over the sides of the bra) yes, lets have a look...
Cust: this is a 38e its my usual size from M&S...
EM: it's quite small, I think I'm going to try you in a g
Cust: Yes, heehee! That always happens to me when I come here..
EM: ok, I'll go and have a look (EM goes to walk off)
Cust: I want it in red, they didn't have a red in this size but if they have it now, I'd like the red...
EM: ok... (EM goes to walk away again)
Cust: but if it's not in red ill try the black or white...
EM: alright...
No tops with this one
MO: I'll just go and get your sports bra
Cust: the one you can wear under tops
MO: pardon?
Cust: you know, under t-shirts and stuff
MO: they can all be worn under tops...
Cust: really?
MO: yeah, they're bras... But for sports...
Cust: the one you can wear under tops
MO: pardon?
Cust: you know, under t-shirts and stuff
MO: they can all be worn under tops...
Cust: really?
MO: yeah, they're bras... But for sports...
Naughty deed of the day
Workman: we left a jumper here can we have it back?
KM: (phone) can they have their blue jumper back?
EM: (phone) sure, JT will bring it up
(JT holds it out with a finger, pulling a face)
JT: this thing?
EM: yeah... Hang on, are the glittery letters still there?
JT: yeah...
EM: run it on them...
JT: what? (waves jumper at the letters) like this?
EM: like this (rubs jumper on them with force) here...
(JT holds up jumper that is now covered in glitter, JT takes it up and hands it to him folded neatly so glitter doesn't show)
JT: here you go!
Workman: thanks
(later)
EM: we covered his jumper in glitter!
KM: is that what you were doing! I thought you were taking a suspiciously long time!
KM: (phone) can they have their blue jumper back?
EM: (phone) sure, JT will bring it up
(JT holds it out with a finger, pulling a face)
JT: this thing?
EM: yeah... Hang on, are the glittery letters still there?
JT: yeah...
EM: run it on them...
JT: what? (waves jumper at the letters) like this?
EM: like this (rubs jumper on them with force) here...
(JT holds up jumper that is now covered in glitter, JT takes it up and hands it to him folded neatly so glitter doesn't show)
JT: here you go!
Workman: thanks
(later)
EM: we covered his jumper in glitter!
KM: is that what you were doing! I thought you were taking a suspiciously long time!
Omfg... STOP NOW
Cust: do you have the sale bras here?
EM: no, there available on line but I can mail order them for you
(later)
Cust: I'm not on line, being big busted it's cheaper for me to get them in the sale
EM: like I said I can mail order them for you
Cust: but I live in Peterborough...
EM: that's ok, they get sent straight to you
Cust: is there a charge for that
EM: nope
Cust: do I need a fitting for them? I've shopped with you for a year and I've been fitted...
EM: well if you still feel like the ones you have are still fitting then you could just order that size or get a fitting for a rough size...
Cust: they do fit, but some of them I bulge out the top of... so I could just try a 32gg on?
EM: yes and see how you get on...
(later)
Cust: I've been really silly, I've tried this on in a 32gg and it's completely the wrong size, I just looked in the label of the one I'm wearing
JT: did you want a fitting?
Cust: oh... I don't think so, I'm just going to go back upstairs if that's ok...
JT: ok...?
EM: no, there available on line but I can mail order them for you
(later)
Cust: I'm not on line, being big busted it's cheaper for me to get them in the sale
EM: like I said I can mail order them for you
Cust: but I live in Peterborough...
EM: that's ok, they get sent straight to you
Cust: is there a charge for that
EM: nope
Cust: do I need a fitting for them? I've shopped with you for a year and I've been fitted...
EM: well if you still feel like the ones you have are still fitting then you could just order that size or get a fitting for a rough size...
Cust: they do fit, but some of them I bulge out the top of... so I could just try a 32gg on?
EM: yes and see how you get on...
(later)
Cust: I've been really silly, I've tried this on in a 32gg and it's completely the wrong size, I just looked in the label of the one I'm wearing
JT: did you want a fitting?
Cust: oh... I don't think so, I'm just going to go back upstairs if that's ok...
JT: ok...?
Postcode and surgery
(phonecall)
CrazyR: it's cm6 igf
JT: are you sure? It should have a number before the two letters at the end...
CrazyR: try cm6 igs
JT: igs? It's not coming up with anything, do you mean a 1?
CrazyR: maybe, I call it i but yes a 1
JT: it's not coming up with you it's a completely different street
CrazyR: (rustles through papers, clearly finds a letter addressed to her) try cm6 1ga
JT: right...
CrazyR: I'm having surgery on my breasts, KB looked at me and spotted there was something wrong with them. I went to the doctors and they said she was right. What I'm trying to explain is that I need the receipt for the last time I was fitted and a letter saying I was professionally fitted on that day and the date. My surgeon has phoned up this morning asking for it.
JT: right. Was that the one in covent garden?
CrazyR: no, the one with you, I go to you much more
JT: and what one exactly?
CrazyR: the last one....
CrazyR's last one was a return, so, to be safe rather than sorry we printed them all off
Just so the good doctors realise just what a twat she is...
CrazyR: it's cm6 igf
JT: are you sure? It should have a number before the two letters at the end...
CrazyR: try cm6 igs
JT: igs? It's not coming up with anything, do you mean a 1?
CrazyR: maybe, I call it i but yes a 1
JT: it's not coming up with you it's a completely different street
CrazyR: (rustles through papers, clearly finds a letter addressed to her) try cm6 1ga
JT: right...
CrazyR: I'm having surgery on my breasts, KB looked at me and spotted there was something wrong with them. I went to the doctors and they said she was right. What I'm trying to explain is that I need the receipt for the last time I was fitted and a letter saying I was professionally fitted on that day and the date. My surgeon has phoned up this morning asking for it.
JT: right. Was that the one in covent garden?
CrazyR: no, the one with you, I go to you much more
JT: and what one exactly?
CrazyR: the last one....
CrazyR's last one was a return, so, to be safe rather than sorry we printed them all off
Just so the good doctors realise just what a twat she is...
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