(cust is waiting by the stairs)
EM: can I help you with anything?
Cust: is there actually anybody downstairs?
EM: yes... Let me call them to let them know your on your way...
(cust doesn't go down until she hears someone answer)
(cust goes downstairs with some bras and then after a few minutes comes back up again all pissy)
Cust: there's no one even down there! (puts bras down)
EM: oh! I can let...
Cust: (interrupting) your not going to sell any bras today!
Cust: I'm here for a fitting (cust is holding three sports bras)
EM: ok, are you just wanting sports bras today?
Cust: yes
EM: ok, I'll go get your fitter
(EA comes out)
EA: hi, I'm your fitter. Is it just sports bras?
Cust: well I've just returned a bikini that broke on holiday so maybe some bras as well...
EA: ok, well, come on through
(later, EA has finished the fitting, cust has gone upstairs to pay but comes back down again)
EM: hi, what can I do for you?
Cust: I've just seen some sets that I want, is my fitter around?
EM: yeah, I'll go and get her for you, again...
(in stockroom)
EM: I've got a fitting for you
EA: ok, cool
EM: she's called Kelly and she's looking for some sets
EA: your fucking kidding me! I asked her if she wanted anything else at the end of the fitting and she said no!
HP: there's a fitting in twenty minutes if you want that?
Cust: no, I'll just try some on
HP: ok, what are you looking for?
Cust: something comfortable. I've had my wires pop out, I've got bras with wires one side but not the other, I've been poked, prodded, bruised, scratched, rubbed, marked... You know...
(EM smiles, cust tries on for half an hour and then comes out)
EM: how did you get on?
Cust: no, I think when your this big you'll never find one that fits and is comfy. I'm always sewing cotton onto my bras, I've got cotton pads I have to put in my bra...
EM: I do still have a fitter free if you want some help rather than just trying them on?
Cust: no... I've got my friend waiting upstairs
EM: ok, that's fine
(cust goes upstairs, about ten minutes later EA comes into the stockroom)
EA: I've got Tricia here for a fitting and she said that you told her there was a fitter free?!
EM: what the fuck! I asked her if she wanted a fitting ages ago and she said no because she had a friend waiting for her
EA: well she wants one now!
EM: you'll have to do it...
EA: looks like I'm not going on lunch on time...
EA: BENATAR!
HP: what?
EM: Pat Benatar, it's who's singing..
HP: (shrugs shoulders) if it's not Steps then I don't know it...
(KM walks towards EM and JT laughing and wriggling around)
EM: err, what's going on?
KM: it's alright, EA just tickled me... I'm not having a stroke
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