The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Saturday, 29 October 2011

Wow, stupid day part 2

Cust: my fitter?
EM: yes?
Cust: do you know where she is?
EM: I think she's I'm the stockroom putting the bras away
Cust: does she know I've gone?
EM: I should think so, she's signed out of your fitting
Cust: can you get her for me?
EM: yeah, I'll go and get her...
(EM finds JT, who is just about to eat her lunch)
JT: ohhhh god, I was soooo close to lunch...
(later)
EM: what did she want?
JT: she wanted me to get the 14's in a thong, after I'd told her that the girls upstairs can help her with those and then to measure the 14's and 16's to see what the difference was....


EM: JT? Have you finished your fitting?
JT: what fitting?
EM: Caroline
JT: what? I'm sure I have...
EM: you haven't signed out...
JT: oh.... (looks at fitting sheet and walks to fitting room, tells Caroline 'I'm really sorry I couldn't find the bra I needed')
EM: (in stockroom) oh dear...
(EM starts laughing and RG and KM start as well)
EA: ques que ce?
RG: JT just bailed on her fitting
EM: I don't know how long she had left her for...
RG: I don't know... About ten minutes...


(JT has a fitting so to hurry her along EM pokes her in the bum with her nail)
JT: did you just thumb me up the bum
EM: no, it was my finger, I fingered you up the bum
EA: ladies!
(EM laughs loudly and then opens the door onto the waiting area, EM sees JT's fitting and she's MASSIVE)
EM: HAHA! Oh! It's fun and games in the stockroom
Cust: oh, ha I can imagine!
(later)
EM: I couldn't help it! I just laughed as I saw her as I knew JT was going to be fitting her... I just told her we were having fun in the stockroom, she believed it and laughed too...
RG: she didn't know you were laughing about fingering each other and how fat she was...!


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