The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Wednesday, 19 October 2011

WTF ASOS?

Seriously... Some of these cost nearly £130!?!




Mmmm leatherette... Sweaty




Advertised as a halter neck (clearly not) and its got adjustable straps... Goodie...




Lifting much?!?




I think the face says it all...




Mmmmmm well fitting and looks like its not going to fall apart as soon as you breathe...




POPPAGE!



And this is the state it leaves the front of you in
HOLY FUCK...




Two words...
COCKTAIL UMBRELLAS




Just what...




Looks like you ripped it in the wash...




Mmmmmmm saggy...




She looks pissed off and I would be too, if I was wearing a bra that my nipples popped out of if I laughed too hard...




And another one! Give the girl a break! Look at her face, does she look like she can take much more of this?!?




Fuck me, if your going to model a bra for big tits... Get someone with big tits to wear it!




Errr. Half her boobs are a different colour...? Cheating much???




Couldn't be bothered to sort the bra out before taking a snap? GET THE FRILL OUT LAZY!




Ooooh saggy part two

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