The crimes come in thick and fast. Stupid customers, stupid colleagues and photo documentation of some down right awful things.

It never stops for the Bra Police...

Thursday, 13 October 2011

I'm lying

(phone)
Cust: I've always shopped via your catalogue but I've looked on your website and yours is the only phone number
EM: ok, did you want mail orders number?
Cust: do you have a number for that?
EM: yes we do
Cust: I'll have that then...
EM: ok it's xxxxx (pause for cust to confirm she's got those numbers... Nothing for four seconds, EM carries on) xxx (silence) xxx (silence again) ok?
Cust: (whispering) I'll just read that back to you, xxxxx...
EM: yep...
Cust: xxx, xxx...
EM: that's it...
Cust: and it's ok to ring that as I'm I'm the north of England...?
EM: yeessss...? It's a central number for our warehouse... Where everything gets posted from...?
Cust: ok, good. I'll phone them...



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